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This programme contains
strong language

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Mam's always saying me and Jock
should find part-time jobs.

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But who the fuck would hire us?
She said, "Start with the people
you know."

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Mam, we got to do two weeks' work
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can we do it with you?

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Not a fuckin' chance. Come on. If we
can't find somewhere, they're going
to make us

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work with the school caretaker
cleaning toilets.

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And that is, without doubt,
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There's a kid who's been
putting his shit in the hand dryers.
They can't figure out who it is.

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It's just disgusting, like.

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I got caught the other day.

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I mean, who the fuck would
find that funny?

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what the fuck you do every day.

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We're actually really
interested in fish.

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Please, Mam!
Yeah, please, Mam!

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I'm not yer fuckin' mam.
I didn't adopt you.

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BOTH: Please!

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out that working for a living is for
dickheads.

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Come on. Get up!
But it's fucking dark?!

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You have to get up too early...

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Got any clean jocks?

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You've to travel on a bus with a
bunch of longs.

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customers rattling on about some
shit you don't care about.

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Give me two of them skins.

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You're overworked... I cut myself.
..and under appreciated.

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I would ask you what you want
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Don't cuss in front of customers.

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And you've fuck all to show for it.

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Where's the rest of my dinner?

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I've got two of you dickheads to
feed now instead of one.
You try doing it on my wage.

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Add some water and give it a shake.

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again like a dope.

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Get up!

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Did someone order one of these?

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Ah!

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Stay out of the way until after
lunch, please. Thank you.

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Five more days of this shit!

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Welcome to the Matrix.

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day of the fuckin' week.

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Any chance of another 50 and I'll
make it up to you in extra hours?

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Sure, everything all right? Yeah,
it'll be grand. Yeah? Sure? Yeah.

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Take the trolley down to
the wholesaler's and collect this
order. And take as long as you want

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cos yer wreckin' everyone's heads
here.

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The only good thing about this job
is it comes with a set of wheels.

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tuna, the biggest

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caught off the coast
of County Cork in many years.

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Bluefin tuna, a delicacy in Japan,
can reach obscene amounts of money.

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A record sale for one of these
fish on the Japanese market, where

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it or not, was 1.5m euros last year!

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The one behind me
isn't worth quite that,

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but should reach 50,000, according
to Cork Fish wholesalers,

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who are
currently accepting bids.

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Sorry, Jim, I forgot to press
record that time.

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We'll need to go again.

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Where'd you fuck off to?

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I really enjoyed loading all of this
shit onto the trolley meself.

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Want to make 5,000 euro for two
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Sure. What's the catch?

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Tuna.

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I was just talking to Sully there.

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If we can brings that big fish
down to the docklands tomorrow,
about midday,

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he'll have a boat waiting and a bag
of cash.

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This is where we are, OK?

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All we gotta do is bring it from
here to here without being seen.

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It's a 20-minute walk at the most.

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Like, fuckin' steal it?

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Yeah, what else!

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We do it on Sunday,
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Your mam's fuckin' broke.

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Do ya not want to help her out?

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I thought I could help her out
in a different way, like.

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Wipe the piss off the toilet
seat or...

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So you wipe up the piss
that you put there?

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Or be a gentleman.

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Flush the shit you put in the
toilet, oh, that's a great service.

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She needs this money, we could help
her out and say thanks for all the
good she's been doing for us.

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Yeah? Who cares about the
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minted.

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He lives in a big fish palace.

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He doesn't need this money, we do.
Fuck him.

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We're at home counting pennies.

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Mairead's working double time just
to try and feed us,

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instead of one.

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And we're doing nothing for her,
like. Yeah.

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Think about the things your mam
could do with five grand.

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She could get a nice blouse
or something.

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Yeah, she'd like that.

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She deserves it.

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What do you mean,
you were stealing a fish?

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I was stealing a fish, like.

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Why?
Because you want loads of money!

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What about the law?

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Nobody owns a fish, is the way I see
it, like, you know what I mean?

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If I was to rob a car
and somebody owns the car,

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you get in trouble for that,
but no man can own a fish,

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because he's his own...
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HE SNIFFS

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HE SNORTS UP PHLEGM

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What's wrong with him?

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He suffers from frigidity.

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What's frigidity?

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Frig..did.. Frigidity.

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Do you have enough room?
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No, it's grand. No...

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He's a fucking frigid, like?

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Frigid...

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Frigid, like? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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That's what he has.

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For dinner.

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Fucking hell.

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My mam's going to kill me, so, eh?

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Meself and Jock are generally
into daytime crime.

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Night-time crime can be very
competitive.

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Luckily, fish stealing
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When did you rob the key?
I didn't rob anything.

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I just swapped the wholesaler's lock
for a similar-looking one yesterday.

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So if anyone asks, I'm opening
my own lock with my own key.

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There's nothing illegal about that.

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in the laws against breaking

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and entering. So what we're doing,
can't get in trouble for?

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Not in the eyes of the law.

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Well, the can be pretty stupid
sometimes!

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Lucky for us,
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Jesus, it's a
bit bigger than I remember.

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Here's a tip if you're ever thinking
about stealing a 400lb fish -

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bring a forklift.

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Oh, you fucking bastard.
Come here...

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Put the trolley on its side
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I'll try again.

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You nearly had it.

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Nearly there.

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I'm nearly there!

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Yep, I'll give you a hand.

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One, two, three!

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Whenever we try and lift it slowly,
it catches on and it goes...

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by surprise. ..by surprise.

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Wait, just walk away. Wait.

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So, I don't know
what I'm going to do...

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Cos I just feel like sometimes...

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Right, that's it.

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Here.

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Now we've just got
to stand him up, OK?

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And once he's standing, you hold
him, and I'm going to pull this out.

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OK.

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That's all right.

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One, two, three!

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Yes!

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when we give her the money
we get for this tuna.

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I've never stolen
anything for anyone else before.

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It's actually a really nice feeling.

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Do you think it's a man fish or
a woman fish? A woman fish.

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It's got no dick.

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Fish don't have dicks.

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They have to have dicks.

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How do you
think women fish get preggers?

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Not sure. All I know is I've never
seen a dick on a fish.

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There are three main dangers
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transporting a giant bluefin tuna
through Cork city in broad daylight.

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The first one is obvious -

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any guards that might
be on the lookout for a stolen fish.

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SIRENS

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The second danger is - wild animals.

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You do not want to find yourself
between them and their next meal.

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Go home!
Fuck off, you filthy scavenger!

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The third danger,
and the worst of them all -

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rival gangs.

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What's in that thing?

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Smells like a fish.
It's not a fucking fish.

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Away, away!

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I'll ram the cone up ye,
you stupid prick.

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I want a bit of fish for my dinner!

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No, no, no!

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Don't drop that! Hey!

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brains which only really

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works well in a crisis situation.

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Right, mate, what the fuck
we going to do?

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Do you remember that movie were
watching the other night,
the black-and-white one?

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Not really.

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if it's not in colour.

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Was it any good? No, it was shit.

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But there was this gangster in it
who was after killing a fella

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who'd eaten a load of diamonds.

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So, he wanted all the diamonds, but
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because there was police outside and
everything like that.

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What did he do, so?

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Simple. He came up with this plan,
right?

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He tied a rope round his feet,
threw him into the river and

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rope over his shoulder, like this.

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Sure, nobody's going to
look at a fella with a rope

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over his shoulder, they just think
he's a fucking weirdo.

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Walked out of the city
and nobody asked him a question.

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What, eat a load of diamonds? No.

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Ah, you can't just chuck
the tuna in the water.

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Sully's not going to want to
buy a wet fish.

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Oh, my God.

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What?

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All fish are wet, you tool.

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There's flying fish, like.

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All right.

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and our hopes were high

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Bonnie and Clyde

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a Government man

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the Summer of Sam

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that you understand

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my hair grew long

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to get along

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the gutter below...

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How are we going to get it
past the bridge?

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You go over to the other side,
right?

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I'll throw the ring in, and then
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the bridge, and then you just pick
it out on the other side?

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Yeah, yeah!

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the modern man

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that I don't understand

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are lost are sold

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and my hair gets long

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go selling your soul

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The only good thing about that prick
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lessons is that there's one less
guard in the city to dodge.

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OK, let's go.
So, turn on the ignition.

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Now put it into first gear.

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You see, recently,
he's been like a randy Labrador,

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Brought you some biscuits.

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I brought you some coffee.

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I was just passing.

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Lucky for me, whenever Mam meets
a fella she likes...

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Release the clutch. Really slowly.

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..it isn't long before
she decides to...

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255
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And whereabouts are you?

256
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,520
Not far, down by the Port of Cork.

257
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,480
Yeah, I miss you too.
We'll hang on here for you.

258
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,800
And bring some sandwiches or
something, we're fucking starving.

259
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,720
Who was that? Siobhan.

260
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,160
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she's going to come and meet us.

261
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,600
Is Linda coming?

262
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,920
Why?

263
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:17,960
You dodging her?

264
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,760
What? Dodging her?

265
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,040
Yeah, are you fucking dodging her,
Frigid McFrigidface?

266
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:28,280
I'm not frigid, I'm just
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267
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,840
And being covered in fish guts is
not the right moment.

268
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,040
That sounds like something someone
frigid might say.

269
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,280
I'm not fucking frigid!

270
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,720
I'm not!

271
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,640
All right.

272
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,840
Where you going? Stop!
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273
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:48,640
Jock, I'm not frigid, what are you
doing? I'm was only saying...

274
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,680
Come here!

275
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,720
Just pull in here, will you?

276
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,760
Slowly! I fucking am going slowly.

277
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,160
Don't shout at me.
You're shouting at me.

278
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,080
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279
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,240
Do you ever get your
blood pressure checked?

280
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,880
What the fuck is that
supposed to mean?

281
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,800
I'm just saying, as a friend,
it might be something
to keep an eye on.

282
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,160
"Friend!"

283
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,360
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284
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,840
All right, well,
what is this that we're doing, then?

285
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,280
Fucked if I know.

286
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,680
I think when you meet
the right person,

287
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,880
nothing will stop
you getting together.

288
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,040
Fuck!

289
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,480
Oh, fuck it.

290
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,960
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291
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,960
Fuck!

292
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,280
ENGINE REVS

293
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,560
Just a sec, I need more room.

294
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,040
MOVES HANDBRAKE

295
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,560
Ah! Fuck!

296
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,320
Stop, stop, stop!

297
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,360
What's wrong?

298
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,120
I can't do this.

299
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:07,080
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that frigidity runs in the family.

300
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,120
Come on, boy, it's easy.

301
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,560
All you've got to do is
put your lips up against her lips

302
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,440
and just put your tongue through.

303
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,800
Like a letterbox.

304
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,080
Stop talking about it.

305
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,600
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practising on your arm?

306
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,640
Fuck. Off.

307
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,760
I'm serious.

308
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,840
My arm? Yeah.

309
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,320
That's what most people do.

310
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,120
Sucking your bicep is like getting
someone's tongue in your hole.

311
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,600
Go on, give it a go.

312
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,440
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313
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,720
Just go for it. Give it a rub first.

314
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,880
SIOBHAN LAUGHS

315
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:19,760
Erm...

316
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,880
I just got stung, I was just trying
to remove the venom.

317
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,720
Looks like you were shifting
your own arm.

318
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:28,760
I wasn't.

319
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,320
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320
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,600
Sometimes there's no right moment.

321
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,520
You've just got to throw
caution to the wind,

322
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,960
brave up and dive right in.

323
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,680
I'm just covered in fish guts, so...

324
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,720
I don't mind.

325
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:01,200
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like Omega three or something.

326
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,120
Like what? Do you know, Omega three,
the...? Oh, the golden thing?

327
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,320
Yeah, the stuff they give you when
you're small...

328
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,680
Yeah, Mam used to give me them
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329
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,160
she said, "It'll make you really
clever," and stuff. Yeah!

330
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,680
There's bluefin
tuna at the end of that rope? Yeah.

331
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,640
How much is it worth, anyway?

332
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,400
50,000.

333
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,840
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334
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,360
But we're only selling it for five.

335
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,040
I think I got ripped off, actually.

336
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,440
What do you can do as well, it is,
like, take a load of them and...

337
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:37,440
Kind of... ..you cover your arse
and your farts stink of fish.

338
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,120
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It does, it does!

339
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:44,440
You mean, you fart in class and the
whole place smells like fish?

340
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,160
Make your farts smell like fish!

341
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,560
Like, I've got to give
most of the money to Con's mam,

342
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:51,800
but I could take you out for dinner
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343
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,000
Especially the teacher, because the
teacher hears, like, a fart,

344
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,160
and she's like,
"It's going to stink of shit."

345
00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,960
And then all of a sudden, this
waft of just pollock comes your way.

346
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,840
Do you have a sandwich, actually?
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347
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:04,880
Tuna sandwich.

348
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:09,800
It's tuna.

349
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:12,960
Fuck did you get tuna for?

350
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,200
You all right?

351
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,240
Do you want some? It's...

352
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,480
Fuck, no.

353
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,760
Thanks...

354
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,240
..but no.

355
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,320
Oh, erm...

356
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,760
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you know, all over my hands and...

357
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,480
Since when has shit on your hands
ever been a problem to you?

358
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,960
Usually you have Jock's
shit all over your hands.

359
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,600
What?

360
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,080
You've got some big mouth,
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361
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,840
It was your shit in the hand-dryer?

362
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,720
I'm... I'm sorry, boy.

363
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,480
I didn't do it on purpose.

364
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,800
You never wash your hands!

365
00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:00,080
It wasn't my fault you went all
hygienic that day.

366
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,720
Bollocks!

367
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,760
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368
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,720
Quit messing around, Jock,
get the fucking thing!

369
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,240
You do it, I'm still learning.

370
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,480
I'm not going in there, it smells.
Jock!

371
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,280
Jock, come on! All right!

372
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,240
Watch out for the toilet paper!

373
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,760
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it's a fucking condom.

374
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,480
Thanks for all the fucking help,
boy!

375
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,920
"Jump in the water, Jock,
you'll the fucking fine, Jock."

376
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:01,360
Oh, yeah, yeah, I can't even fucking
swim... I'm fucking freezing!

377
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,440
Come on, we've got
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378
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,080
I've never seen a fish that
size before.

379
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,080
Give us a look at it before you go.
No, we're late.

380
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,640
We were meant to be their ages ago.

381
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,120
You know what happens
when you say no to me.

382
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:14,760
Fuck's sake.

383
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,880
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at the bottom of the sea

384
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:23,120

turnip fish, having his tea

385
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:27,200

really weird

386
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,520

drinking beer

387
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,600


388
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,520
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389
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,560


390
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,280


391
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,440

"I am the turnip fish..."

392
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:41,880
I don't feel too good.

393
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,040
Me neither.

394
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,320
Do you think Sully will still
buy it off from us?

395
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,920
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tuna's got to be worth something?

396
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,880
That's a yellowfin tuna.

397
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,200
No, it's not, it's a bluefin tuna,

398
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,040
the yellowfin tuna aren't
worth much.

399
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,080
If it's a bluefin tuna,
why has it got yellow fins, so?

400
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,040
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a 50k fish.

401
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,200
Shit!

402
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,040
I think if you steal something
from someone for someone else

403
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,360
but then you lose the something
you stole before you give

404
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,800
it to the someone else,
morally, it all kind of levels out.

405
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,200
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406
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,640
You going to clean that up?

407
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,760
Are you here to arrest the duck?

408
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,200
Your mam asked me to stick around.

409
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,400
You shifting her?

410
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,720
We're just friends, OK?

411
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,440
She wouldn't shift him!

412
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,560
Shifting guards
is like shifting cousins.

413
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:31,400
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funny video I got at work, right?

414
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,360
These two have got to be
the biggest morons

415
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:34,680
I've seen in my entire life.

416
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,240
Do you actually go out of your way
to upset your mother?

417
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,960
Quit talking to us
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418
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,800
You're not, you know.
I'm not trying to be,

419
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,520
I'm just trying to stop your mother
getting hurt and I'm a guard

420
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,800
who's trying really hard not to
arrest you, you dumb little prick.

421
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:23,040
You could be looking at six months
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422
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,080
If you let us off this,
you could be our da.

423
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,040
I don't want to be your fucking da.

424
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,160
Where is she?

425
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,600
She's down arranging
payment for that fish you stole

426
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,760
so they don't press charges.

427
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,200
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year to pay it off.

428
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,960
It's tough enough providing
for two kids

429
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,640
without having more debt
to deal with.

430
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,520
We were going to sell it and give
you the money to pay the bills.

431
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,040
I'll leave you to it.

432
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,000
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433
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,760
Sometimes you've just got to do
what's right for you.

434
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,640
Even if other people find it
fucking disgusting.

435
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,080
Ah, yeah.

436
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,560
So, I'll... I'll see you tomorrow?

437
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,480
I guess, I suppose. And...

438
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,400
I'll see you, lads!

439
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,440
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440
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,400
Couldn't even steal the right
fucking fish.

441
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,160
The teacher who sent us off to do
unpaid work experience said,

442
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,600
"Work is not all about the money."

443
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,400
I hate to admit it,
because he's a prick,

444
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,560
but I think there's
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445
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,600
Can I do something? Yeah, erm...

446
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,800
Bag up those mussels for that girl
over there. Sure.

447
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,560
You see, in the criminal world,
there's a lack of community spirit.

448
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:21,040
There's just something nice about
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449
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,200
Like picking out their dinner.

450
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,520
OK, I've got that for you.

451
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:26,760
Thanks a million. Cheers.

452
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,200
All the usual for you?

453
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,960
Or having the craic was
some old fucker

454
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,120
you wouldn't normally
batter your hole with.

455
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,120
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She's OK, she's alive.

456
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,960
Same fucking joke everyday, Tommy.

457
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,920
Makes you smile everyday too,
though.

458
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,600
You get the chance to learn
new skills.

459
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,440
Something that won't get you
arrested.

460
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,600
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461
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,240
There you go!

462
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,240
Look at him, he's professional.

463
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,960
If you get good at something,
I think you start to enjoy it,

464
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,720
even it is to do with fish.

465
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,960
Do you know your mother's the best
fishmonger in the country?

466
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,760
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467
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,360
That's for yourself.

468
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,800
So, that's a little thank you.

469
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,960
See you, guys.

470
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,480
Thanks, Pat. Thanks.

471
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,880
And, yeah, people go to work
so they can get paid.

472
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,080
But I think sometimes the real
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473
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,720
is not what you can buy with it...

474
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,680
..it's knowing how hard someone
worked to earn it.

475
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,080
Fuck!

476
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,480
Wax?

477
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,480
Ugh!

478
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:00,680
Fucker!